Every decade specializes in a cinematic genre. The 1940s produced film noir classics (The Maltese Falcon, Gilda, Double Indemnity); the 1950s generated technicolor musicals (Singin’ in the Rain, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, An American in Paris, Gigi); the ’60s scared audiences stiff (Psycho, Rosemary’s Baby, Night of the Living Dead); the ’70s ushered in blockbusters (The Godfather, Jaws, Star Wars); and the 1980s were famous for teen sex comedies (Porky’s, Revenge of the Nerds, Weird Science). But unlike the Brat Pack’s Molly Ringwald (Sixteen Candles), Demi Moore (Blame It on Rio), and Ally Sheedy (The Breakfast Club), the comely cast of the R-rated romp The First Turn-On!! (1983) didn’t become stars. Seriously, do the names on any of these funny ladies sound familiar: Georgia Harrell, Lara Gills, Kristina Marie Wetzel, Donna Barnes, Donna Winter, or Heidi Miller? It’s a shame the latter lass didn’t do more with her career. After making her movie debut in the college comedy Incoming Freshman (1979), the brunette ingénue caught Mr. Skin’s eye. With her pretty face and fit frame, Heidi was meant to strut her stuff on camera. Perhaps that’s why the hottie sizzled in the humorous horror film The Stuff (1985). But not before she turned us on with the aforementioned flick The First Turn-On!!. Set in summer camp, the plot follows a bunch of teens trapped in a cave after an avalanche was caused from farting. Even though the humor is lowbrow, your interests (among other things) will rise high when Heidi bares her breasts!
